Thursday, December 15

wow criss angel is good ..(and very rich..)and some jokes

wow i just saw criss angel's show tonight is call mindfreak....wow...even a magician like me also beening blown away by his act for those of u dont knw who is him by now there is a link ..to his website... he is now the icon in the magic world...so ..do respect him ..for those of u who thinks that u know alot about magic...hahaha i say ur wrong ..it toke me about 7 years to learn and do magic is so dam hard a first ....i will be stunn when show ppl show me magic..(last time)..i will be like an idiot for few days wondering ...the same question in mind...(wtf how to do sia..)..but now i will be like chia...i also know... but criss angel blow me away again...but i still know most of his trick la....a tip for u all ..always think different..ok enough liao..or khartik is going to kill me for exposing too much knowlege on magic..hahhaa...as usual iam going to share a trick with u all...but first some jokes to entertain u..

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold One day a 12-year-old boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him and says, ‘Hello, I’d like a girl for the night.’ The madam says, ‘I’m afraid you’re too young for one of my girls.’ So he gets out his wallet and gives her £200, to which she says, ‘She’ll be waiting for you upstairs.’ The boy says, ‘She’s got to have active herpes.’ ‘But all my girls are clean!’ So out comes another £200. The madam says, ‘Okay.’ So the boy goes upstairs, dragging the dead frog. Half an hour later, he comes back down, still dragging the dead frog. By now the madam is curious, and asks, ‘Why did you come in here dragging a dead frog and asking for a girl with active herpes?’ ‘Well,’ he says, ‘when I get home, I’ll fuck the baby-sitter, and she’ll get it. Then, when my parents get home, Dad will drive her home and have sex on the way, so he’ll get it. Later, Mum and Dad will make love, and she’ll get it. Then, when Dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round and fuck my mum, and he’ll get it. And he’s the bastard who killed my frog!’


shooting banks
An extremely wealthy 80-year-old arrived for his annual check-up and smiled when the doctor enquired about his health. "Never better," he announced proudly. "I've taken an 18-year-old bride, and she's pregnant. What do you think of that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the subsequent rush, he dashed out with his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Go on, doc," said the old-timer "Deep in the woods, he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" Dumbfounded, the old codger shook his head. "The bear fell dead in front of him." "That's impossible," exclaimed the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have been doing the shooting." Sighing, the doctor gave his patient a friendly pat on the back. "That's what I'm getting at."


wow i am amazed u can see this cause is for smart ppl only.hahaha
balance me..!!
You’ve got to hope people have a good sense of humor with this one
and parties are usually the best place to perform it.
Nonchalantly bring up the subject about balance and coordination…
After discussing the ups and downs of clumsy and athletic people,
mention that you were watching a program, or you’d read in a book,
how you can determine some ones coordination efficiency. There is
always someone that wants to prove to the world how coordinated
they are, and that’s the person you want to use. I like using wine or
booze, but water is ok… here’s what you propose.
You fill up any type of glass, cup, with water, wine, beer… and you
ask the guy to put his right hand out with his palm facing the ground.
Place the glass of water on the back of his hand and ask him if he can
balance it. (practically any oaf can do that) Then, while he is
balancing the one glass, you tell him to put his left hand out and you
balance the other glass on the back of his hand until he says it feels
comfortable. This is a bit more intense. Once he says he’s ok, you ask
him if he is sure, and when he says yes, you say, "That’s good, I’ll see
you later." And walk away… You’ve left him helpless….You can either
go back and take the glasses off the back of his hands, or just walk
away. I guess it depends on the person…I’ve seen some good red wine
spilled on some nice rugs and I was never around to be blamed for
it…

the nature of racistism

in this world got so manly ppl got asians,europeans etc...blah blah...but with in all this content..there are even more different ppl...like asians for example ..it consist of chineses , indians , malays , japanese , koreans etc.. and more
.....Y...some ppl are racist ...for me ...i dont really thing of this question ..because iam born in singapore and ppl here are use to this setting ..of living with different races and their culture ...but still there are conficts between them... Y? because huamans are very curious animal and we alway think of ourself first then our close ones..and we create our own thinking and life purpose by the enviroment we see and learn..but we tends to want to knw more about thing we dont know..and to find out what is the purpose of ......i..just remember... i found out that our hair can tell everthing about us ..yes everthing ..i mean really everthing ..to like are you taking drugs, smoking,or eat too much carrots and stuff blah blah......k..so be careful of your hair dresser..he may know u better that urself....

back to humans and why are ppl racist..its because of the law of nature ..and the law of equalvant balance ..like in animal kingdom ..got so many animal and species ....if u put a whale in the land it will die ofcourse ..coz no water... animals will tend to survive on its enviroment and each other for food or shelter..or whatever..that is needed to survive... stronger animal like lions, tiger,etc...pray on deers , cow , etc...but elephant is big and not scare of tigers and lions but he never eat them ..and elephant is scare of mouse... cause can go into elephant ears and make them deaf...and sometimes even kill them there is a article on it..(go search yourself)...humans always wants to get everything they can have ..we tend to be the most power and to contro everything in sight ..like the lions he is not born to kill deers he is born to survive. why?? .. in order to survive he needs food...and where do u get food ..?

..imaging yourself living in a desert got only tree and may be small lake...wht u going to do...u knw nothing ..no education ..no money..no..friends..you dont even knw wht is the purpose too be there ..and that you feel hungry u start to drink water ..but still is not enough..you will try to bit something ..to fill ur stomach..and suddenly a animal smaller than u a appear out of no where..the first thought u will be asking urself is whether u are able to eat the thing..u are so hungry so ....u will want to eat it...after that u will want more... but have u wonder how the animal live ..and wht it eats ...no u dont because in order to survive u dont care about nothing...if a lion is force to eat tree if nothing is around it just itself and lots of big tree around it the lion will learn only to eat trees ..really..u if u feed a just born baby veggie juices.... instate of milk ..after the long peroid u will find that he will never take meat..never....but human is so curious when he sees meat he will want to try...but i dont think he wil continue to take meat...it all comes back to the start... if ur born in the enviroment where there is only one race in the country ..u will tend to think that ppl over the world look all the same..and suddenly another race came in .. u will be wondering why must i share my land with them and u will hate them.....so dont be sooo self centred but when u have a famliy of ur own u will infact think of ur child first because he/she is part of u..u create them..learn to give and recive ...u will find life easier to accpet...

life...is a cycle and a balance ...all animal alike there is....one the giver and another the reciver..or a balance, no gain no take...
soo... be nicer too others whether you are the giver or reciver ..ppl of different races all over the world no matter how bad they are ,in them there is a good side in them ..no one can be the reciver all the time ..not possible ..is a law of nature..

just found out....?!

ok this is what i found ok...in my sleep yesterday night...i dream of a land, a big open..place just a big space no clouds no trees ...no sand.. just like in the space.* without stars...only air and darkness surround me..then just suddenly i got a gun in my hand ...wtf .....the problem is when you are in a dream u dont really knw that...but some ppl who have a stronger will power can force themself to wakeup in a nightmare or so...
so to me ..just sometimes i can feel.. and knw that iam dreaming ...the weridist part about dreaming is that something u dream and feel or even smell u can really feel it ...it just seem so real in the dream.. sometimes i dream that i had lots of money and i buy myself a car or what ever i want ...and i feel so happy ..is just so real when u dream so when i wokeup and i realise that i actually buy a ipod in my dream ...i feel so stupid but in a way sad ...(hope is real..haaz) ok back to my dream...later i got a gun wound in my arm...and it really hurtz ..really so real...and the next thing in mind i want to know who did it..but sadly i wokeup...haaz ..
i then found out that humans tends to wants to know the right answer all the time ...lolz why ...somethings is best to be kept unknown...know only the things that you need to know ...is enough to last you till your death bed...
dreams sometimes ppl tends to think alike and can even dream of the same things ... y? ..like i say birds of the same feather focks together...when u are close to someone and spending days and hours and minutes together you will find that you will have the same concept ..ofcourse u will still be different no one can even be the same ..in shapes, sizes, and looks... twins may look simillar ..but they may have an mole or birth marks ...etc..blahblah... to sperate them apart...from each other..so ..bare in mind and dont get angry at your friends sometimes when they dont think the same..but sometimes.. u just cant stand it ..so ..be my guess hit them hard..hahaha ...

magic really wht it is....?!

ok gd today i will like to introduced u to the world of magic ...magic is not just wonders that come from ghost ...gods...or...science...!!?? maybe alittle of all..haha ..psychology plays a big key to magic...
Y?...coz psychology is the study of huamans and animal the way they think the way they react and the way they live...magic also have a little basic therory on life sciences...like blahblahblah....hehe cant say coz other magician will kill me..cant say anymore on what magic really it...!!..ok i will tell u my love for magic...it started long ago when iam in primary 3 ...i think ..my parents bring me to this magic show ...and i was so amaze by his tricks...than later in my primary school..got this magician come my school perform ...form than i told myself i must knw this art...the art of magic...yes magic is an art .. a living art u perform the art right under the nose of others and you recive the feedback in an instand ...magicians perform magic trick..not just for money man...for the love of it ...like playing soccer....(i not so like to play soccer )..
when u see the reaction of people ..going wow ..omg how u did that ..is enough ...totally enough said..magic kind of bring people back to a small child and leave them wonder for hours on .. just one paticular trick...over and over again in their mind till they kinda of figure out ho to do it....but serioursly guy...is not that simple...so.........but maybe sometime it is correct ....just maybe....sometimes magician may show some leak in his/her tricks...so dont be an asshole ...and laugh ..we magicians are also freaky humans damit..and we knw that we make mistake...pls just be nicer k or no magicians is going to show u tricks really..!! pls appreciate wht is showned to u...if dont then dont see....
for a magician is hard to think of new ways to decive ppl ..and to take the courage to show it to ppl is hard, life is like a stage ...ever heard before..so now after the crap is time i teach u somethings abt magic a small small trick ...is useful ...if u knw wht i mean...
THE fake coin trick...
Have two similar coins is good for this trick…u can win as muchmoney as your rival ...or anyone one the street... is willing to bet with you Y?? coz you can’t lose! any coin will do but must be similar ..A table, bar, or any surface representing either will do.
Remember,you are using "two" of the same coin, but your rival only thinks you are using one coin...so...Show your rival a quarter and put it under a non see through object like a ashtray, dish, plate, napkin… whtever..as long as cant see through you still have the otherquarter in your right hand. Your rival does not know this. bet anything or whatever he wanna to bet with you) say that you can get the quarter out from underneath the ashtray without touching the ashtray with yourfingers or move the ashtray with any other object and that you also can’t touch the surface of the table. (It’s actually impossible to do this with out knowing some real magic..)
Your rival will probably bet his life..maybe..or balls.. that you can’t do it…That is what you want him…to do... Right after he bets, take your right hand (the one holding the other quarter)make a fist, knock underneath the table 3 times, bring your fist upabove the table and throw the quarter that was in your hand on the table and say, "here is your quarter." Your rival will immediately doubt you and he will lift up the ashtray to make sure that the original quarter is still there and that he won the bet…That is "exactly" what you want him to do! When he lifts up the ashtray, put your index finger on top of the quarter and drag it to the edge of the table and flip it into your other hand. You have just gotten that quarter without touching the ashtray or touching the surface of the bar. He moved theashtray for you. It’s totally legitimate regardless of what your rival thinks. You can drink free all night with this one. (though I would never recommend)
ok ..this is it for now i guess..have fun cheating ppl...
p.s if u can read this msg than good lucky with the trick reason y? is because i dont wanna is to be visible..k sorry..is a trick i don wanna too many ppl be able to read
...!!use ur brain...!!!

life.. how much u knw about it.....!!!??

solife .... a long long thing...but not nice ...there are only 2 kind of ppl in this whole world...!!! the one that give and the one that take, life is equally balanced, nothing is too much and nothing is too little, u take 2 bucks from ur mom and go to a shop to buy a stuff, u get something that is worth the same price, ppl always say wow i got this buget thing wow so cheap....seriously is the same ... u get what u pay for, money is really very stupid lol ...
seriously look at the old times long long ago even before gold or silver was found ...ppl trade their thing for other object or food that they think it is worth the price, than pebbles was use to stand for cash ...how stupid ..but it is life so...well... , (imaging how rich u can be now..is pebble is still being use...then not for long gold haven been found ...and it srew this whole fu**king world up ....haiz ....i think this is really stupid ...humans we life for the sake of money and die for the sake of money how patetic ...this is one very big reson y>? to me sleep is so nice...it feels like heaven ...maybe if there is a heaven ...to me i dont believe in god too much and iam not the science guy ..of person ....ok Y ??? believe in science ..! coz it is proven , and Y? believe in gods ....! i think u should knw ....coz it cant be proven ....

i hope u still remember the equally balanced thing . name me one thing that is not equally balance ...ok lets say bill gates ...he never study and can invent windows and became a ...soo bloody rich ....it does not sound like equalvant balance....ok this is the explaination ...life is so special that equalvant balance not only being imply to money is also for hard work,efforts,forgiveness,and etc..blah blah...so.. just maybe bill gates has a bad childhood or his background is srew up or maybe his previous life is f***kup ....talking about past life ..but this have to wait coz i just remember why i not too believe in gods ...coz in so many shows, movie and u can even ask others on the street ...they will only give 2 answer ...god is in heaven somewhere above the clouds...or ..he is around us.....lol ok u see ...after some tv and study i found that our eyes can only see lights ..so wht we are seeing is the reflections of many beams of light so this is y? some ppl is colour blind or blind ...if u look up at the sky into the clouds u see the galaxy ..is pitch black and surround by the planets and star....so where is god....is it beyond the galaxy or is our eyes that are deciving us ...who knws really ??

ok now past life ...i dont knw how too start but this is wht i found out that there is this women in india ..is true ... got a car accident and while in her coma she dream of ...someone that look like her buried a gold coin in a old U.S.A house like 1683 so long...she is about 38 now...i found it on a website about few years ago ...she was in coma for like about half a year ...she say for that half a year she dream about the story of this girl that look like her , who live in the USA in her dream...so the villages dont believe ...it kinda hit the press and days later the news came to USA and some ppl who dont believe invite her to USA to ask her to show the buried gold coin...and guess wht ...really there was a gold coin in the place where the girl dream about but other than that , a coprse of a female body was found and reseacher found that the body was murded and is about 200 years old......lucky...who knws....coicidens..?

...huaman brain are so.. powerful...we are only using like maybe less than 1% of it...imaging the power and the strenght u get if u can use the brain to its full potiental...our brain can never forget thing ...just one look or the smell ,the sound, the touch it cant forget anything even if ur drunk you are in a coma...just as long as 0.1111% of brain is working u can never forget thing ....they are in your brain and it stays there forever u can choose too forget .... it is not like a computer u can just erase, it is being hidden so far back of your brain ... u may ask me why cant i remember wht i do when i was a baby..why u cant remember is because.. ur brain is still devloping ....but u are still able to remember things from when u are a baby... this is where ur pesonalitly kick in ...when ur a baby the ppl around u and talk to u.. are only ur parents and this is how u can speak and comunicate even in a young age when u havent go to kindegarden , u dont believe me u go get a baby urself and talk only one lang like a totally different lang ...24/7 speak to the newborn only jap and u will find that he/she speak fluent jap lang in the matter of time ...baby just like any other human we grow and change not by the change of time ...maybe alittle....

...we change by the surrounding , the ppl we r with..we are happy when you are with ppl that are happy ...like the saying birds of the same feather focks together......i guess this is it for now...wow i talk crap man...but they are true ....haiz gtg..