wow criss angel is good ..(and very rich..)and some jokes

wow i just saw criss angel's show tonight is call mindfreak....wow...even a magician like me also beening blown away by his act for those of u dont knw who is him by now there is a link ..to his website... he is now the icon in the magic world...so ..do respect him ..for those of u who thinks that u know alot about magic...hahaha i say ur wrong ..it toke me about 7 years to learn and do magic is so dam hard a first ....i will be stunn when show ppl show me magic..(last time)..i will be like an idiot for few days wondering ...the same question in mind...(wtf how to do sia..)..but now i will be like chia...i also know... but criss angel blow me away again...but i still know most of his trick la....a tip for u all ..always think different..ok enough liao..or khartik is going to kill me for exposing too much knowlege on magic..hahhaa...as usual iam going to share a trick with u all...but first some jokes to entertain u..

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold One day a 12-year-old boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him and says, ‘Hello, I’d like a girl for the night.’ The madam says, ‘I’m afraid you’re too young for one of my girls.’ So he gets out his wallet and gives her £200, to which she says, ‘She’ll be waiting for you upstairs.’ The boy says, ‘She’s got to have active herpes.’ ‘But all my girls are clean!’ So out comes another £200. The madam says, ‘Okay.’ So the boy goes upstairs, dragging the dead frog. Half an hour later, he comes back down, still dragging the dead frog. By now the madam is curious, and asks, ‘Why did you come in here dragging a dead frog and asking for a girl with active herpes?’ ‘Well,’ he says, ‘when I get home, I’ll fuck the baby-sitter, and she’ll get it. Then, when my parents get home, Dad will drive her home and have sex on the way, so he’ll get it. Later, Mum and Dad will make love, and she’ll get it. Then, when Dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round and fuck my mum, and he’ll get it. And he’s the bastard who killed my frog!’


shooting banks
An extremely wealthy 80-year-old arrived for his annual check-up and smiled when the doctor enquired about his health. "Never better," he announced proudly. "I've taken an 18-year-old bride, and she's pregnant. What do you think of that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the subsequent rush, he dashed out with his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Go on, doc," said the old-timer "Deep in the woods, he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" Dumbfounded, the old codger shook his head. "The bear fell dead in front of him." "That's impossible," exclaimed the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have been doing the shooting." Sighing, the doctor gave his patient a friendly pat on the back. "That's what I'm getting at."


wow i am amazed u can see this cause is for smart ppl only.hahaha
balance me..!!
You’ve got to hope people have a good sense of humor with this one
and parties are usually the best place to perform it.
Nonchalantly bring up the subject about balance and coordination…
After discussing the ups and downs of clumsy and athletic people,
mention that you were watching a program, or you’d read in a book,
how you can determine some ones coordination efficiency. There is
always someone that wants to prove to the world how coordinated
they are, and that’s the person you want to use. I like using wine or
booze, but water is ok… here’s what you propose.
You fill up any type of glass, cup, with water, wine, beer… and you
ask the guy to put his right hand out with his palm facing the ground.
Place the glass of water on the back of his hand and ask him if he can
balance it. (practically any oaf can do that) Then, while he is
balancing the one glass, you tell him to put his left hand out and you
balance the other glass on the back of his hand until he says it feels
comfortable. This is a bit more intense. Once he says he’s ok, you ask
him if he is sure, and when he says yes, you say, "That’s good, I’ll see
you later." And walk away… You’ve left him helpless….You can either
go back and take the glasses off the back of his hands, or just walk
away. I guess it depends on the person…I’ve seen some good red wine
spilled on some nice rugs and I was never around to be blamed for
it…